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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the
other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it
- This is one ferocious lion! He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good
or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants
to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right
into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to
charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her
beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her
entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.

He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my
life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the
way...

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Es grüßt euch Wilfried
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ehe die Tat durchs Tor schreitet<
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